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Frank wrote the ELITE TENNIS PARENT JOB POST as a humor piece while addressing the tennis parent’s extreme importance to maximize tennis potential and facilitate a healthy and positive environment. Enjoy!

ELITE TENNIS PARENT JOB POST

Before we dig deeper into the more serious components of the tennis parent’s role, let’s first laugh a bit about what a “Tennis Parent Needed” internet job post would look like…

With “tongue firmly in cheek,” I created the below piece for Tennis Magazine, which ran last year. The point of detailing this incredibly difficult and sometimes thankless job is acknowledging the love and dedication that go into developing and nurturing your child’s life skills.

Tennis Parent Job Description:

• Positive team player needed for 168 hours per week position.
• Candidate must possess a universal desire to be screamed at, talked down to, and be willing to be hated 5-6 days a week.
• The successful applicant must have an uncanny sense of “Buddha-like” calmness in an often psychotic, stressful, chaotic environment.
• Candidate must be willing to work early mornings, late evenings, and most weekends.
• Candidate must be willing to forget about their own personal interests, workout routines, sports, and hobbies.
• Candidate must not expect to go on vacation due to the year-round tournament obligations.
• The successful applicant should plan on missing traditional family holidays due to Thanksgiving Nationals, Winter Super Nationals, Spring Break/Easter Bowl, Labor Day, and Memorial Day Events.

Requirements:

• H R Skills– Interviewing, hiring, and firing tennis coaches, trainers, hitters, and off-court specialists…with the enthusiasm of Donald Trump.
• Accounting /Banking Skills- Possess an extremely thick checkbook and be willing and able to max out all of their major credit cards.
• Designated Driver- Must be willing to put 100 thousand miles on the family car and enjoy most of your meals behind the wheel.
• Expect your child to occasionally go “Tennis-Brain Dead“- Be willing and able to accept that your child will occasionally forget everything they were taught during the last $5000.00 worth of lessons and blow several events a year.
• Scheduling Manager- World-class juggling skills required to organize the ever-changing schedules of booking practice courts, times & logistics, hired hitters to practice partners, lessons, and events.
• Booking Agent– Flexible skills required to book last-minute airlines, cars, and hotels.
• VIP/24 Hour Courier Service: Laundry service, racquet re-stringing service, drug store pharmaceuticals pickup and delivery service, bedtime psychology sessions.
• Fashion Coordinator/Personal Shopper- Purchasing only the latest and greatest shoes and matching clothes.
• Maintenance Knowledge– General Maintenance of equipment such as racquet re-gripping, clothing malfunctions, shoelace replacement…
• Parental Intuition- Must have the uncanny ability to become expendable and invisible in a seconds notice and/or appear bright-eyed/ happy to help two minutes later.

• Match Performance Review- Must be willing to evaluate a crummy performance by first pointing out fifty positive observations but NEVER share negative feedback without starting WWIII.

Wages and Expenses:

• There is no pay for this position.
• All the work and travel-related expenses will not be reimbursed.